Jim Jones was a pastor who got his people to drink the kool-aid (which was actually a lethal mix of poison and of the popular beverage) over 30 years ago, when 909 people of his congregation perished. But after hearing about what this latest pastor got his followers to drink, that “kool-aid” sounds a whole lot tastier.
In Brazil, Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested for tricking his followers into believing that his magical penis has “sacred milk” in it that can only be released into their mouths, thus giving them an instant connection to the Holy Spirit, according to Vatican Crimes.
Yes. You’ve read that right.
And although I can understand why people are enamored with their spiritual leaders, this takes the cake.
One of the victims in the Vatican Crimes report said:
“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.”
There’s nothing more that needs to be said.