Pimp Paid Prostitute With Chicken Nuggets

News By Brennen Jones on March 30, 2009 at 4:53 pm

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Pimping ain't easy

I’m soooooooo glad that this story did not happen in the U.S.  And I am sooooooooo glad that this pimp wasn’t Black, not that it matters, but it would’ve been so stereotypical.

A pimp from down under was giving his hoes Chicken Nuggets to perform sexual acts on middle-aged men.

TVNZ reports:

An Australian man who pimped a 16-year-old schoolgirl paid her with chicken nuggets for having sex with men, a court has been told.

Ronald Vikash Gander, 27, and his 16-year-old girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl so they could afford the weekly $1,050 rent on a serviced inner-Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told.

The court was told the girl made $4,500 for having sex with five middle-aged men in June last year.

Gander and his girlfriend used the money for living expenses and paid the girl nothing except for the occasional box of chicken nuggets.

This is just plain old sad and nasty.  I don’t care how old the girl is.  Shouldn’t she know that money is waaaaaay better than a $.99 4-piece box of nuggets?  Especially if the nuggets are cold.

Okay, okay, I must digress.  I hope she can get her act together seriously.  The Judge sentenced Gander to two and a half years’ jail, to be suspended after nine months.