The Hate List!

Bryan Stewart By Bryan Stewart on January 29, 2010 at 9:58 am

HATE LIST!
1. I HATE THE STUDENT LOAN PPL. NO MATTER WHERE U ARE AT THEY FIND U.
2. I hate women that put on little shirts that expose their stomachs. Now you see I did not say belly because bellies are cute. STOMACHS ARE NOT! Get the point.
3. I hate to hear women use profanity.
4. I hate the term “Bisexual Man”. There is no such thing. Once a man takes the pipe, he is FOREVER a plumber. I am stupid. No really I am.
5. I hate that people don’t have shame anymore. We have become proud of our devilish behaviors.
6. I hate using someone’s bathroom and they don’t have liquid soap, just a bar. A bar of soap is so intimate Yuck!
7. I hate that I dance in the mirror sometimes. It is usually after I get out the shower. I even have my own nasty background dancer music.
8. I hate that I just wrote that. But some of you can relate.
9. I hate doing bad real good.
10. I hate going 2 a empty movie theater and finding the most comfortable seat just 2 have someone sit close to me. It is 200 seats in here and you choose 2 sit near me. Douche Mouth Bastard You Are!