As we reported yesterday, your boy John Mayer’s penis is a racist and now he’s apologizing for his penis’ behavior. Why is it that every time a white person uses the “N-Word”, they are so quick to apologize? Me personally, if you meant it, there’s no need to apologize for it. Makes the apology seem a little watered down, don’t you think? Well anyway, here’s your boy John giving us a water display.