I’m starting to believe that maybe my Palm Pre is not the best cell phone out there in the world. I love my phone dearly but the title of “best cell phone” may actually go to the Apple iPhone, which seems to have an app for practically anything and everything under the sun. Whether you like looking up movie showtimes on the fly, finding a nice italian food restaurant in your neighborhood, ordering your mother chocolates for Valentines Day, or getting a $20 blowjob from a hooker named Sandy on your birthday, Apple appears to have an app for you.
That’s right folks! Some very bright people came up with an App that lets you find strip clubs and escorts. They offer addresses, numbers, and ratings for the strip clubs and e-mail for the escorts so you can order your services anonymously and very discreetly. (Insert Tiger Woods joke here.)
Apple usually gets rid of Apps with nudity in them so for those that are interested, you may want to hurry up and download, but be careful when installing the app because word on the street is that these downloads may cause a virus.[Source]