Ohio Man Arrested For Trying To Have Sex With A Van

Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy goes and allegedly tries to fornicate with a van.
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OK, this might be the funniest news you’ll read today. Police arrested a man Tuesday night after a witness claimed she saw him trying to have sex with a van.

According to Ohio police, on Tuesday they received a report that a man was trying to have sex with a van. Officers were called to the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street around 8:00 PM on Tuesday.

When Police arrived they found a man walking around only wearing black gym shorts and shoes. Another police report says that the man identifies as Michael Henson appeared to be high.

michael-hensonAfter Michael Henson was put in the back of a police car, officers spoke with the woman who called 911. She told the officers that she saw Michael standing near a parked van and saw him pull down his shorts and place his genitals in the front grill of the van.

The witness said that Henson did this for a while then passed out in a nearby yard. That’s when she called 911.

Michael Henson was arrested for public indecency and is now located in the Montgomery County jail.

I guess all I can say is, don’t get high and have sex with a van. Might get you in a trouble.

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