Michael Bloomberg Drops Out of the Presidential Race

After spending more of his fortune than any presidential candidate in history, Michael R. Bloomberg, the former New York City Mayor has decided to end his run for the presidency. After his strategy failed to yield any wins on Super Tuesday beyond a single victory in the American Samoa caucuses, the big decision was made.

Bloomberg said in a statement that he would be leaving the race and endorsing former Vice President Joe Biden, who surged into the lead in the nomination race as he shockingly pulled a great comeback Tuesday and.

“After yesterday’s results, the delegate math has become virtually impossible — and a viable path to the nomination no longer exists,” Bloomberg said in a statement. “But I remain clear-eyed about my overriding objective: victory in November. Not for me, but for our country. And so while I will not be the nominee, I will not walk away from the most important political fight of my life.”

As expected, Donald Trump has a lot to say about the latest drop-out. The President took to Twitter and said, “Mini Mike Bloomberg will now FIRE Tim O’Brien, and all of the fools and truly dumb people who got him into this MESS. This has been the worst, and most embarrassing, experience of his life…and now on to Sleepy Joe!”

He added, “Mini Mike, “Three months ago I entered the race for President to defeat Donald Trump, (and I failed miserably!).” Before concluding Trump said, Mini Mike, “Three months ago I entered the race for President to defeat Donald Trump, (and I failed miserably!).”