During his monologue on Wednesday, Jimmy Kimmel took a few hilarious shots at Ted Cruz, as he always does. He also hurled a new insult his way, following “lyin’ little bitch,” “scumbag,” “snake on a plane,” and “Snoozin’ Cruz.”
After Facebook extended Donald Trump’s ban by six months, the Texas senator tweeted,
In response, Kimmel said, “A lot of his chambermaids defended him today, Ted Cruz in particular, wrote ‘disgraceful,’ and boy would he know disgraceful.”
The host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! also pulled up a disturbing picture of Trump and “Sweaty Teddy” eating an overpriced dinner at the former president’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “Look at Trump’s body language. He’s so ready to go. [He’s] half off the seat,” he observed. “Not a chance these two had dinner. He gave Ted Cruz coffee and a glass of water and sent him to the Marriott down the street.”
“By the way, that table,” Kimmel added, “that’s where they seat you at a wedding in hell, with those two.” The singer at the wedding is Kid Rock, naturally.