Paulie Walnuts presents: A Goomba’s Guide to Loving Your Mom.
Like some scones, they’re hot out of the oven. There’s a new episode of Pod Yourself A Gun with Carmela Soprano baking for the “Fabio of The Sopranos,” as guest Desi Jedeikin of the Hollywood Crime Scene podcast calls Furio. It’s about time Matt and Vince invited Desi to the program, as she was the one who first introduced former guest and Hollywood Crime Scene co-host Rachel Fischer to The Sopranos. Season four, episode twelve, “Eloise,” is what she and the boys are discussing.
This episode is more entertaining than bringing a group of elderly ladies to see The Producers on Broadway, and if you disagree, I will personally come to your home and smother you to death with a pillow, just like Paulie does to Minnie. Or, at the very least, I’ll put an end to the debate they had on the podcast about whether it’s possible to suffocate someone with a pillow. Make sure I don’t find out. You seem to have a problem with your lungs.
A bangin’ Bada-B story song parody about standing too close to a helicopter while urinating, as well as a discussion of Paulie’s performative mom affection, round out the pillow talk. He adores Nucci, but he also needs that everyone in his immediate vicinity be aware of his feelings for him. It’s sweet but disgusting, like your mother.