Truth Social, Donald Trump’s shady social media network, is obviously a comedic goldmine, and Trevor Noah of The Daily Show wasted no time getting to work on the former president’s bid to become the new Mark Zuckerberg. On Thursday night’s program, Noah began by pointing out that Trump hasn’t been heard from much since he’s been banned from Facebook and Twitter for a reason: sparking the January 6 uprising. Despite this, Noah joked that Trump is doing particularly well on OnlyFans, where he has the “largest boobs.“
The comedian then went on to talk about Truth Social and its strange post naming convention. Truth Social will have “truths” where Twitter has “tweets,” and Trump is eager to share his first one when the site debuts. Noah, on the other hand, couldn’t help but guess where things would go next.
“If Trump is posting ‘truths,’ knowing him, eventually he’s going to start posting ‘dares,” Noah said before doing his best impression of the former president. “OK, I shared my truth, now I dare you to hang Mike Pence.”
Noah then emphasized the project’s dishonesty by pointing out that Truth Social promotes itself as a safe sanctuary for free speech — unless you say something negative about Trump.
“The big reason Trump and his people want their own social media app is they are sick and tired of censorship from Big Tech. And Truth Social is promising to be a free speech paradise, a place where anyone can say anything — with some exceptions,” Noah said while showing the Terms of Service that prevent users from insulting Trump.
“I’m actually on Trump’s side here,” Noah joked. “It’s his website. He doesn’t want people coming on there to roast it, just like he wouldn’t want people walking into his home, like, ‘Who decorated this place? I looks like King Midas molested your apartment!’”