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John Mayer’s Penis Is a Racist

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In an interview with Playboy magazine, John Mayer admits that he really isn’t into Black Women and then even goes as far as to compare his “Jimmy” to the Ku Klux Clan.

PLAYBOY: Do black women throw themselves at you?

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MAYER: I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.

PLAYBOY: Let’s put some names out there. Let’s get specific.

MAYER: I always thought Holly Robinson Peete was gorgeous. Every white dude loved Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. And Kerry Washington. She’s superhot, and she’s also white-girl crazy. Kerry Washington would break your heart like a white girl. Just all of a sudden she’d be like, “Yeah, I sucked his d*ck. Whatever.” And you’d be like, “What? We weren’t talking about that.” That’s what “Heartbreak Warfare” is all about, when a girl uses jealousy as a tactic.

There’s nothing wrong with how he feels about being with a Black woman.  Shoot, I know a LOT of Black women who feels his same sentiment towards them being with White men.  There’s nothing wrong with your preference on whom you want to be with.  However…there’s obviously a more tactful approach that John should’ve utilized unless he truly means what he says.

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He even goes further in the interview by dropping the “N-Word”

PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?

MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a ni–er pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

PLAYBOY: It is true; a lot of rappers love you. You recorded with Common and Kanye West, played live with Jay-Z.

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MAYER: What is being black? It’s making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that’s seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you’ll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude’s.

I hate to inform you John but just because you’ve been on “The Chappelle Show” and are down with Jay-Z and the Roots, it doesn’t grant you a “Hood Pass”.  Wayne Brady was on “the Chappelle Show” too and you don’t hear anyone claiming that he’s “hood pass” member.  What do you guys think?

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Brennen Jones
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